Hilarocity

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When something is so funny, the hilaros or "funny" level begins to rise to astronomical heights and the world is forever changed. This often happens when one phrase is used so often it stops being funny, isn't used for several days, then is re-introduced at the proper time.

"Remember when Jansson kept getting so drunk he would get belligerent and then get punched in the face?"
"Man, that was hilaros"
"Yeah... and we called him Black Eye Jansson?
"HAHA BLACK EYE JANSSON!"
"BLACK EYE JANSSON!"
"WHAT AN ASSHOLE!"
"Hilarocity factor of 12 right now"

Hilarocity by Hilaros Man December 22, 2009

Words you can keep

hilariocity

Used to define a so-bad-it's-good movie. It's such an atrocity, it's hilarious. Hilariocity.

Did you see The Room? It's such a hilariocity.
The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage is one of the greatest hilariocities of all time.

hilariocity by IAMtheAK August 8, 2016

Hilariosity

Something that contains much hilariousness.

Guy: "you are so dumb. that wasnt funny at all"
girl: "are you kidding me? that was FULL of hilariosity!"

Hilariosity by Shmemily Bizzoyle April 4, 2008

Conditional Hilarity Syndrome

Where, if you hate someone, nothing they say will be funny to you, no matter how funny it actually is. Additionally, when you like someone, every little thing they say is funny no matter how stupid it actually is.

James- Hey guys look! (makes unfunny face)
Hilary- Hahaha! James you're so funny!

Hank- Man Hilary must really have Conditional Hilarity Syndrome because that was the least funny thing anyone has ever done on planet earth.

Conditional Hilarity Syndrome by Sleet October 5, 2009

Hilarity Ensues

From the days of newspaper TV Guides that would write two sentence synopses (loglines) of a television show. Sometimes these summaries wouldn't sound comedic on the surface, so "hilarity ensues" was used to ensure the audience understood it was a premise for a comedy.

Tonight on Seinfeld, George decides the best time to have a snack is during sex. Hilarity ensues.

Hilarity Ensues by flobo November 13, 2010

hilarity

A hilarious situation. Usually followed by "ensuing".

Man with knife tries to rob bank. Guards have guns. Hilarity ensues

hilarity by ramdac October 22, 2003

Oh the Hilarity

A statement used like LOL, being 100% overused in most blogTV rooms, especially lovemedeadx3's, you go in there and you will see that flooded like crazy.

Simply means, oh haha, thats funny.

The damn girl on the camera says it yet doesn't crack a smile. So basically means, lol, which is a filler word for "i dont really give a shit but hah okay."

Person1: Hey I took a dump on the teachers desk in 3rd hour as she taught the class.

Person2: Oh the hilarity.

Oh the Hilarity by XDHatesThisWord April 1, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026