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v. to ruin the punch line or otherwise interrupt someone else's joke
Every time I get to the punch line, she hijokes me.
hijoke by scholzilla October 18, 2009
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To seize, divert, or appropriate someone's joke for one's own use.
"Dude, that wasn't funny. You just hijoked me."
Hijoke by Blumeus December 4, 2016
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According to my Spanish book, it means "Jeez!". It's more like a general expression of surprise, annoyance or exasperation.
"Hijole! Why did that puta even bother calling him?"
hijole by Lolita Alvarezz May 12, 2006
a word in which you can make someone laugh but at the same time use as an insult to stop or shake people during a game or anything. Also it's a magical term which can restart game automatically to annoy the person. It will scare you till death.
James : "Hijokun, Hijoookun"!! Jack:"James looked what you have done, my whole game has restarted"

Hijoking 

Combination of "hijack" and "joke";
The surprise giving or receiving of a joke to or from a random stranger in a public or otherwise inappropriate setting.
Old Man: Excuse me, do you know what has 90 balls and fucks old ladies?
Roy: Um, no?
Old Man: BINGO!
(he runs away)
Roy: What was that?
Steve: We've just been the victims of a hijoking!
Hijoking by monsieur_francais February 18, 2009
An exclamation, in mexican american verbnacular that's much like "Jesus Christ!" Short version of "hijo le chingada" (son of a bitch!).
Hijoley that's a huge bitch!
hijoley by South Fizzle Rizzle December 28, 2007
Savage. Bold, outgoing girl with a strong personality. Gets hurt easy so don’t break her. Stands tall about all so don’t tick her off. Feisty.
hijke by Hijke April 7, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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