High bread

Slang term; Money for marijuana. The money you set aside for buying weed.

Jay: Let me borrow twenty bucks, bro. I'll pay you back.
Roddy: Can't man. This is my high bread.
Jay: Damn. I was going to spend the twenty on weed, too.
Roddy: Get out.

High bread by Cliffle July 13, 2011

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Brad - High lord of horses

(n) Brad- High lord of horses. May also be referred to as 'Bradley'. Nobody truly knows his last name, or even which horses he is the lord of, as they all seem to treat him the same as any other person- though they might be trying to help conceal his secret identity. Raised by Killer Whales in the Antarctic- he is prone to emotional insensitivity- possibly due to his previous parents dying in a freak incident involving Killer Whales.

Usually is absolutely great at everything he does- including hangovers, being shy and being amazing in bed, but he pretends to suck at some things because he's great at being modest and making other people feel valued.

Whenever you meet a Brad- watch out, because he might be the High lord of horses in disguise and he will be the best guy you ever met.

Guy: "Hi, I'm Brad - High lord of horses."
Girl: "Oh really? Let me see your dic- HOLY SHIT IT'S HIM!"

Girl 1: So I met this really new hot guy called Brad the other day
Girl 2: Omg think he's the high lord of horses?
Girl 1: I'm gonna find out!

Brad - High lord of horses by Mandywub November 20, 2011

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highbreed

high: under the influence of a mood-affecting drug or (less common) alcohol.

breed: to arrange the mating of specific animals.

hybrid: offspring resulting from cross-breeding different entities, e.g. two different species or two purebred parent strains.

highbreed: to arrange the mating of different animals that are under the influences of a mood-affecting drug or alcohol.

"People wanted to 'highbreed' a drunk tiger to a high cat." - says a satirist

highbreed by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 12, 2013

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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