High Fructose Porn Syrup 

(1) Participating in a SERIOUS organic-eating lifestyle with a partner, then later discovering that this partner is looking at "airbrushed" online or print pornography stuff outside of your relationship.

(2) A "sweet" looking female with huge boobage that visually inspires men to think about porn.

"I went online, and caught my supposedly organic boyfriend looking at High Fructose Porn Syrup!"

High Fructose Porn Syrup by I'm Already In your Database March 31, 2012

High-Fructose Porn Syrup 

All-natural lube, used as a masturbatory or sexual aide. Contrasted with silicone lube for being all-natural (i.e. high in fructose), but still used in sexual situations (i.e. pornography), and viscous (i.e. syrup).

"I decided to go to the store, and while picking up a box of condoms, I decided to also grab a bottle of 'High-Fructose Porn Syrup."

High-Fructose Porn Syrup by ahelpfulstranger July 13, 2019