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Hackey-sack 

Hackey-sack, n.
A pushover without focus or purpose. Like a squid but more predictable. The guy who throws a party for his "crew" but half the people introduce themselves to him during the night.
Boy 1: I fucked Dylan's mom last night and this morning he pretended to not see me walk through the kitchen.
Boy 2: Dude's such a hackey-sack.
Boy 1: Who
Hackey-sack by kidkudi February 9, 2022
Hackey: (Adjective) A way to describe a bad programming practice that is a shitty stopgap fix, but you do it anyway because you don't give a shit.
In Pair Programming:

Watcher: Damn dude, you're really going to do that shit? It's really hackey.
Coder: STFU i have the controls, not you.
hackey by SomeProgrammerGuy March 7, 2018

hackey look 

a look of dislike or disgust that is usually directed at someone when annoying them
"did she just give you a hackey look?"
hackey look by hotdogboy July 4, 2008

hackey sack 

soccer based game to improve flexibility and technique when playing soccer or for dance.
hackey sack by noixz January 15, 2009

Hackey sack-ass 

When you first squeeze the ass there is some give, giving the squeezor the illusion of a "Fat-ass." However, upon further squeezing, the squeezor realizes that said ass is rather lean at its core, hence the name hackey sack-ass, due to its resemblance to a hackey sack.
Girl 1: "Ya I thought his ass was fat but upon further squeezing I found it to be rather firm."
Girl 2: "Like a hackey sack?
Girl 1: "Ya Totally, it's a hackey sack-ass!!"
Hackey sack-ass by Li the Pious November 26, 2009

hackey sack 

ball sack, man bag, sack, scrotal sack, coin purse, testes, etc.
During a rousing game of hackey i got sacked in the hackey sack.
hackey sack by Souxie Revenge July 29, 2009