Hi-lo 

The term hi-lo is used in the situation in which one refers to the future as a type of “present tense”. For example, if someone says “On the hi-lo, gimme a drink right now”, this would mean that they are asking for a drink immediately when the time comes in a little bit. In other words, the person saying “On the hi-lo” is making a hypothetical situation where the future, or “ln a bit”, is the present, and they are referring their requests to it.

Well, I already explained how it is used in the definition, so just look there. Anyways, soon after reading this, on the hi-lo, read the definition right now.

Hi-lo by Silversnap July 14, 2018

lo-hi 

To say "Good-Bye".

The opposite of "hi-lo" which is a weird way to say "Hello"

Guess what? lo-hi, baby!

lo-hi by Homicidal October 6, 2005

Hi-Low Blow 

The act of holding in a juicy fart while in public, only to sneeze, causing you to involuntarily rip a noisy grumpy at the same time. Usually followed by desperate seat-shuffling or forced awkward conversation in an attempt to conceal embarrassment.

Professor: And so the hypotenuse is equal to the square of . . .
Jim: (Oh God, not now. Why did I eat so many burritos?)
Jack: Dude . . . You alright?
Jim: Ah-CHOO! (flatulates simultaneously) COSINE IS SQUARE ROOTED!!
(Professor squints over his glasses with a puzzled expression. Rest of class stares awkwardly.)
Jack: (sniffs) Dude . . . Did you Hi-Low Blow?

Hi-Low Blow by Chronomancer July 30, 2009

Hi Loveli 

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Hi Loveli by Krkič July 18, 2019

hi speed low drag 

Someone who is high speed low drag is someone who is quick and efficient and has their shit together. They are ready to go and others don’t have to wait on them.

I am high speed, low drag ... because that’s just how I roll! Hi speed low drag!

hi speed low drag by Special Agent Kitty Cat February 17, 2018

hi i am looking for love 

lol if your seeing this me too. Try to find me.

hi i am looking for love, so alone.

hi i am looking for love by catlion January 15, 2018

Lol hi, do your nuts hurt? 

Lol hi, is a greeting most commonly followed by saying, do your nuts hurt.
It's formal and mostly used to greet somebody older than you.

Tom: Lol hi, do your nuts hurt?
Grandma: Always.
Tom:*gets a year older*

Lol hi, do your nuts hurt? by Anal_eraser November 24, 2020