Hezzer

Heroin. Quite literally Heroin.

Mate that hezzer you sold to my Nan absolutely nailed her. She hasn't been the same since kid.

by Pershore Soldiers November 16, 2011

Hezzer

To scissor, but one person usestheir head, or to wrap your legs around someone elces head..make them suck ur dick..and hump...

Jack: Want to Hezzer?
Zach:Whats that?
Jack:Head but I do the work.

by Jack and Zack January 7, 2008

Hezzer

A young male who generally tries it on with those new to the office!! mostly those with boyfriends (likes to call himself T-Bone)

Hezzer has done it again, she will hopefully be up the duff

by G August 4, 2003

henzer

seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men

she stole my man, that unbearable little henzer

by bubblegum120 May 30, 2007

Hezzed

Getting absolutely wired at a sesh to the point where you pass out.

You see Jenny's story the other night that lad got absolutely Hezzed, he was unconscious all night

by 2pun May 22, 2017

miles heizer

white twink who likes dogs

miles heizer please post something we are begging

by jjjuuuulllleeeeyyyaaahhh November 16, 2020

Hozzer

a person with relationship tunnel vision who predictably ruins every relationship he or she enters in exactly the same pattern/way. A hozzer is a serial monogamist who completely and totally devotes himself to every new girl he dates. However, within a relatively short period of time, he realizes that in fact he will not marry the object of his affection, and he aggressively begins ignoring his relationship duties until the relationship falls apart and an awkward breakup ensues. The object of a hozzer's affection often falls madly in love with him, making the inevitable breakup infinitely worse

To be clear, he is not a cheater, and he sees himself as having very strong relationship morals/etiquette. Girls he dates might disagree and often characterize a hozzer as an asshole, douchebag, or life-ruiner. Everyone is at risk with a hozzer, hozzers are non-discriminate in their choices and have even been known to go after close friends.

Also: to hozz, hozzing, and hozzer-ish

"John Mayer was such a hozzer when he broke up with Jennifer Anniston right after having done the same thing to Jessica Simpson."

"If you really don't want to be with her, stop hozzing and just dump her."

by Beli Arnes May 12, 2009