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When one has a thong in their mouth, up their nose, while also wearing a thong, having their arms restricted by a thong, and then having a foot with a thong on it, shoved up their ass

“Hey gurl, my boyfriend asked me to hewex him last night, Do you think he is secretly gay????”

“Absolutely, he is totally gay if he likes a foot with a thong up his ass”

“Oh shit, your right”

Hewex by Sniffly pickle May 6, 2020

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Hewehmunja

"He who makes the Lord jealous"; a holy word only spoken in the heavens; a name given to he who understands all things that only God was meant to know

The Hewehmunja has the most horrible and tortured human life on Earth.

Slang/Informal: What's up, my 'munja!?

Hewehmunja by Another Bort May 7, 2019

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Related Words

Hewex • Hewes • hewell • hewen • Hewetic • helex high school • Helexi • Herex • Hesexuophobia • Hewe Fewtz

i hewe the stupid

I hewe the stupid means that you have the disease called the stupid.

James: I hewe the stupid
Josh: Get a life

i hewe the stupid by I Hewe The Stupid October 21, 2020

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Mitch Hewer

A hot actor who starred in the 1st and 2nd series of Skins and Brittania High.

Girl one: Damn did you see mitch hewer on tv last night
Girl two: Yes!! He is so hot I want to jump into the tv and snog his face off
Girl one: Nice.

Mitch Hewer by my pseudonym is this. August 17, 2009

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Hewes

The action of increasing other's statements in order to make one's life seem better. AKA one uping people.

Guy 1:"Dude I can't believe my brother got in a fight at school today."
Guy 2:"Yeah well my brother got in a bar fight and was stabbed 7 times in the heart and shot in the arm but he's totally fine, can you believe THAT?"
Guy 1:"Wow man way to hewes on me."

Hewes by hewsn4abruisin July 6, 2009

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Hwex_

A sexy man who never misses and has the best taste in animanga.

“omg you’re such a hwex_”
“plz date me you look like a hwex_”

Hwex_ by Hwex_ is daddy March 8, 2021

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hewen

An informal and formal while being informally formal greeting or adjective to any and all situations. Commonly used as 'fuck' in the English language.

Hewen - it is the sentence.

hewen by The eggplant man March 29, 2021

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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