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A straight ,rugged, masculine guy that likes to have sex with other straight ,rugged masculine men
I, a rugged football player heteromosexual would love to have sex with the rugged ,tough masculine lumberjack in his cabin in the woods.
by Larrycroft December 28, 2014
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A person who is so straight, that they are comfortable acting gay.
Sally: Hey, are you gay?

Matt: No, babe. I'm heteromosexual.

Sally: No way!

Matt: Yes way~.
by Dracaaaarooos September 18, 2016
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