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Hershey’s

The definitive chocolate brand. If you had to look this up, you are VERY stupid.
I could REALLY go for some Hershey’s right now.
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hershey's squirts 

the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.
"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"
hershey's squirts by LaRon May 18, 2006

hershey's squirts 

when you fart but a little brown squirt comes out with it.
Oh darn, I just laid two hershey's squirts.
hershey's squirts by browner November 7, 2006

Hershey's Squirt 

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake
You cunts are going to approve my word sooner or later, I won't give up on Hershey's Squirt

Hershey's Kiss 

When your girlfriend (or wife, or whomever) stuffs her panties in your mouth so that only the tag is hanging out, leaving you looking like a Hershey's Kiss.
Last night, my girlfriend tied me up and Hershey's Kissed me before flogging me. It was fantastic.

Hershey's Squirt 

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake
Dude that girl totally let me enjoy her Hershey's squirt

Hershey's Rainbow Kiss 

Like a rainbow kiss, a Hershey's Rainbow Kiss involves a man and woman to participate in the 69 position on the woman's period. After gathering the sperm into the woman's mouth and the period juice into the male's mouth, this differs in that one or both parties collect the partner's feces into their mouths before swapping.
My girlfriend tried to give me a Hershey's Rainbow Kiss for valentine's day. I gave that bitch a cleveland steamer and haven't seen her since.
Hershey's Rainbow Kiss by AF November 13, 2004
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