Hersheled 

To have one's leg cut off with a rusty hatchet after being bit by a smarter-than-normal walker and get french issed by a whore while passed out, thus being exposed to more diseases

"Dude, that's the stupidest thing you've ever said. I want you to be hersheled right now

Hersheled by Ihop October 21, 2012

hershed

To be thoroughly ripped off by a seller, typically on eBay. Taken after a poster seller on eBay (adamhersh) who rips people off with high shipping fees and then waits for months to actually deliver the item.

Man, I paid $20 to ship this thing months ago and I still haven't gotten it! I got hershed!!!

hershed by malakim July 25, 2008

Herreled 

The act of getting a hand job in the back seat of a car while your mom is in the front seat of the car.

Ayo Kev, did you hear about that kid who got herreled by his boyfriend.

Herreled by the_womb_ferret May 1, 2009

Hershel 

A female boner.

He was the hottest, the sexiest guy I had ever seen with the cutest most mischievous smile. I couldn't give it up after our first date. So when he dropped me off, at the end of the evening, I had the biggest Hershel.

Hershel by Shoshanna July 1, 2009

Hershell

The craziest , prettiest , loyalest , coolest girl you'll ever meet.
She loves life and her friends and family.
She won't take shit from anyone , and is not afraid to speak her mind. She gives great advice.

She hates when girls acts like whores and guys act like dicks. She believes everyone have a reason in the world and should never put anyone down(unless they deserve) it.
You hurt her family of friends and she will fuck up up.

Damn, have you seen Hershell today?

Hershell by ThatoneFlyGirl November 23, 2011

heiseled 

(v). Having one's veneer of triumph pulled out from under them via the presentation of info leading one to realize that their recent discovery is in fact old news.

Yasha: Look eveyone, I found a video of a great wedding fight.

John: Great. Even better last week when the rest of the world saw it.

Yasha: Zoinks! I just got heiseled!

heiseled by alex shifrin August 21, 2007

Hershel Walk 

(Verb) To avoid responsibility and when confronted publicly to continue to lie about an abortion or the past relationships the individual had with their former partner. Not the latest Tiktok dance move.

"That man is a deadbeat father. He Hershel walked out of my life and doesn't even want to see his kids."

Hershel Walk by The_Ish October 10, 2022