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Two hermaphrodites strapped to eachother with their penisses
Look out or I'll hermalink you!!
Hermalink by Mounir & Martijn December 10, 2006
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Hermadunk 

To forcibly introduce a change-adverse individual to something new. Similar to dunking a hermit crab in its food and water bowls when introducing it to a new cage.

The process is usually performed for the benefit of the person being hermadunked, but against their will.
ā€œHey Carolyn thinks that crutons and brocoli have flavor, lets drag her to an indian place and hermadunk her till she learns what flavor is.ā€

ā€œGod damn it, I’ve told you about sushi 30 times, prepare to be hermadunked!ā€
Hermadunk by 4F February 22, 2019
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permalink 

A URL that references a webpage, often one that is dynamically rendered, which displays the information of a single article (usually from an RSS feed) that was featured on the main section of a website but will be or currently is archived.
1) The articles on the frontpage of my blog are generated from an RSS feed, so I'm including a permalink for each page; I just POST the article ID to a PHP webpage that dynamically displays the desired content.

2) The permalinks to all my articles are just SSI pages with filenames of the article IDs. The server includes the XML document of the page with Perl include calls, and I use CSS to control how they are displayed.
permalink by Cheese Lord November 16, 2006

permalink 

A link to a specific article in the archives of a blog, which will remain valid after the article is no longer listed on the blog's front page (i.e after it has archived).
Instead of just linking to the home page of a blog, use the permalink so people will be able to read the article even after the blog has been updated.
permalink by Basseq November 7, 2004

Hermelinda 

baddie spanish independent woman sourpatch
Hermelinda, is an Independent woman who don’t need no man. Personality is like a sour patch kid might burn your house down or love up on you. Dark sense of humor, cute, and is more than like likely under 5’5 tall.
Hermelinda by Firecracker 1963 February 21, 2020

harmelinked 

The act of being struck by a food delivery vehicle (esp. being struck by the side-view mirror) while riding one's bicycle.
Did you hear that Timmy got harmelinked last night?
harmelinked by kgbkgb January 13, 2009

Herculinks 

Hercules + Links = HerculinksĀ®
Soundz kinda like Hercules with a cool "Links" twist, therefore the unique name is very easy to remember.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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