Herdy Turdy

To poop on your partners side of the bed.

I pulled back the sheet to go to bed, and saw that my girlfriend laid down a herdy turdy.

by the stubborn swede May 6, 2022

Heardy-Turdy

When she shits on your side of the bed when she leaves.

That bitch heardy-turdy me last week, hopefully she stops wiping back-to-front soon...

by Chuckchuckwhatthefuck May 24, 2022

Behind-the-herd turd

Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.

Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.

by Salty Q August 8, 2009

herd turd

Alot of single shits

Man my stomach hurt so much I had a herd turd

by Hooded tree August 11, 2017

turd herd

A supporter of a famous bed popper. Thinks they understand DV but got mixed up with NBPD, and now all of their ups are down and downs are up.

When the defendant left the courtroom there was only one guy there to represent the turd herd. His name was Poo.

by Glittering Gigi January 16, 2023

turd herd

n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.

Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.

by Justice April 22, 2005

Turd Herd

Gay men - it's all about the turd chute

Kevin is a paid-up member of the turd herd!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007