Hercunt

A slang word used when referring to, or replacing the name of the divorce lawyer of an ex wife.

Because Hercunt filed more paperwork against me, some judge says I have to see my ex wife again in divorce court,

by Da Gurugooglepimp ♌️🦁👑 September 11, 2021

flexing her cunt

When one is publicly displaying how much of a cunt they are.

At a Michael's Craft Store

Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"

Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"

by nustinneiber March 6, 2016

brick up her cunt

Used to describe women walking in a strange kind of waddle. Often a fat or dumpy legged woman who simple cannot walk with her legs closer than 2 foot apart.

Look at that lovely young lady, looks like she has a brick up her cunt.

by Norbert Colon September 7, 2005

rip her cunt

When a guy or girl proclaims they will have hard sex with a woman to the point of ripping her cunt.

On a night out in London, I decided to let everyone know I would 'rip her cunt'. The lads shouted back in delight 'rip it!'

by medwaymassive January 2, 2012

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

hecunt

Defined as a transsexual or homosexual male's anus.

Can also be used to call out a heterosexual male as an insult, insinuating that he is "wimpy" or inferior to yourself or the rest of the crowd.

"Man, that tranny has one nice and tight hecunt!"

Bob always takes flack from the boss for no reason. He should stop being such a hecunt!

by WillyJK December 21, 2008

Cracking her cunt

The female equivalent of "busting your balls"

I told my mom I was busting her balls and she said she didn't have any balls. I therefore deduced I was cracking her cunt as I lightly joked around with her.

Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.

by CharliePowerHouse May 31, 2015