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Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

Honsberg 

(Hohnz-burrg) noun.

1. one who extrapolates more information than anyone needs or cares to know.

2. one who will argue relentlessly even when.. i: it is clear that they are wrong ii: an answer has already been established iii: no one cares.

The above mentioned's opinions should be kept to themselves. This, however has nothing to do with the Honsberg's tendencies to misuse words that they believe mask their ignorance, but the fact that absolutely no one on this Earth cares to hear them.
Prime Example:
Man: I read based on writing not on story.
Honsberg: Which is wrong
Man: No it isn't... there is no wrong way to read a book
Honsberg: In my opinion both are necessary fir a book to be successfull. And judging based on one more than another is wrong
M: Again, there is no wrong way to read a book.
H: That's judgement. And to judge whether a male writes a book better than a female requires judgement. Which you have already made.
M: I never said otherwise.
H: You did.
M: No, I did not. If you believe I did you misunderstood me.
H: I have not misunderstood!!
M: ...Whatta Honsberg.
Honsberg by OhSnapItsAlexa January 10, 2010

The Hunsbergler 

When one is on a normal date and takes it to the next level by braking suddenly at a stop sign only to reach across his date's chest and cop a feel.
Kyle totally pulled The Hunsbergler on Stephanie as he pulled up to that crazy intersection in Roxborough!
The Hunsbergler by TCHizzzzzzzle November 5, 2011

honsberger 

to perform oral sex on filthy Honduran women in Comayagua
Bro, I can't believe you did the honsberger on that chick!
honsberger by Cripler February 4, 2010

hunsberger 

an ex bf who constantly tries to talk to you and will come up to you like they're your grandma and pinch your dimples.
irritator of your current bf.
that fucking hunsberger just grabbed my face.
hunsberger by getawayfromme April 20, 2008

Heynsbergen 

A beautiful girl who is always there and a bit clingy buts that’s what you would like about her she cry’s and she’s very sexy and she’ll make the perfect girlfriend/wife
Damn that’s a Heynsbergen
Heynsbergen by Furrowed748 April 24, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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