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Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

Honsberg 

(Hohnz-burrg) noun.

1. one who extrapolates more information than anyone needs or cares to know.

2. one who will argue relentlessly even when.. i: it is clear that they are wrong ii: an answer has already been established iii: no one cares.

The above mentioned's opinions should be kept to themselves. This, however has nothing to do with the Honsberg's tendencies to misuse words that they believe mask their ignorance, but the fact that absolutely no one on this Earth cares to hear them.
Prime Example:
Man: I read based on writing not on story.
Honsberg: Which is wrong
Man: No it isn't... there is no wrong way to read a book
Honsberg: In my opinion both are necessary fir a book to be successfull. And judging based on one more than another is wrong
M: Again, there is no wrong way to read a book.
H: That's judgement. And to judge whether a male writes a book better than a female requires judgement. Which you have already made.
M: I never said otherwise.
H: You did.
M: No, I did not. If you believe I did you misunderstood me.
H: I have not misunderstood!!
M: ...Whatta Honsberg.
Honsberg by OhSnapItsAlexa January 10, 2010

The Hunsbergler 

When one is on a normal date and takes it to the next level by braking suddenly at a stop sign only to reach across his date's chest and cop a feel.
Kyle totally pulled The Hunsbergler on Stephanie as he pulled up to that crazy intersection in Roxborough!
The Hunsbergler by TCHizzzzzzzle November 5, 2011

honsberger 

to perform oral sex on filthy Honduran women in Comayagua
Bro, I can't believe you did the honsberger on that chick!
honsberger by Cripler February 4, 2010

hunsberger 

an ex bf who constantly tries to talk to you and will come up to you like they're your grandma and pinch your dimples.
irritator of your current bf.
that fucking hunsberger just grabbed my face.
hunsberger by getawayfromme April 20, 2008

Heynsbergen 

A beautiful girl who is always there and a bit clingy buts that’s what you would like about her she cry’s and she’s very sexy and she’ll make the perfect girlfriend/wife
Damn that’s a Heynsbergen
Heynsbergen by Furrowed748 April 24, 2018