There are too many bad things in the world and therefore Itβs important in life to celebrate your victories / wins.
This is called exuding hellyeahism.
The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heatingrocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.
Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.