Holpster 

A holistic flavor of hipster; one who seeks out the full experience or knowledge of something in all of its nuance, not only for the sake of having it, but also for developing a more complete understanding of the world. A holpster lacks the self-declaratory proclivities of their 'Hip' counterparts, usually have a much less defined sense of fashion, and a wider taste in music.

From this understanding arises a subsequent impulse away from the "best" or most enjoyable options in low-stakes scenarios as holpsters tend to believe a breadth of experience is more important and enriching than what will give the most short-term gain.

Joe: "Why does Ed order other things on the sushi menu when the lobster roll is so clearly the best?"
Steve: "I guess he must be a holpster."

Stu: " Amanda is such a holpster. Look at her reading the entire Wikipedia page on Sumo Wrestling. Why is she doing that?"

Holpster by skii ball .44 November 14, 2019

holster sniffer 

Police groupie. Prefers to date only cops. One who surrounds themselves by cops.

That Lisa, she is a real holster sniffer!

holster sniffer by Pipsi July 28, 2008

Holster Whore 

Women who sleep with law enforcement officers, but would never have done so had they not been a cop. Holster whores will often work their way through entire police departments, sometimes even as large as a Sheriff's department.

Holster whores are sometimes themselves law enforcement officers, or dispatchers / clerical workers at police departments. Their close proximity to cops will eventually wear down their inhibitions until all they see is a badge, gun, and the ability to beat people up and not get in trouble.

Look at her, she sleeps with every cop in town... what a holster whore.

Oh, her... good luck. She only bangs cops, what a holster whore.

Every cop in town likes that dispatcher, but there's a reason... shes a holster whore.

Holster Whore by Loofapalooza October 7, 2009

Inside Holster 

Place for transgender woman to put his/her junk before surgery.

I can’t wait to go clubbing tonight.....have to wear my inside holster to keep the twig & berries in place.

Inside Holster by Jonny Boi August 25, 2020

Holster throat 

To use another persons mouth as a holster with your dick

I need to conceal my 380 snub dick in your holster throat!

Holster throat by Oliver cloths off June 1, 2016

holster throat 

a girl or guy who sucks cock for rock, puffs pole for pipe.

there are 4 holster throats to every dime sack in Apache Junction.

holster throat by badseed October 30, 2006

mouth holster 

verb: to mouth holster. a blow job. preferably a long blow job. derived from the old west vernacular. as in to have your weapon holstered with another's mouth. think of it this way: its a safe place to keep your wang.

a: "how do you know that chick?"
b: "she mouth holstered me"
a: "come again?"
b: "she took me in with her mouth, you know, holstered me"
a: "wha?"
b: "dewd, she blew me"
a: "nice"

mouth holster by the_dutch_fist September 16, 2008