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Help Wanted 

A type of sign that most businesses place in clear view of prospective applicants, despite their inexplicable desire not to hire help for any reason.
What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!
Help Wanted by Wallbridge January 21, 2006

Help Wanted 

George and I totally went and put out some help wanted.

I will have to join you next time.

foxy from five nights at freddys help wanted

well lets get a gun and shot him cuz he A BUT!!!!
foxy from five nights at freddys help wanted suck he makes loud noises and he takes away your power shot him!!!

Five Nights At Freddy's VR Help Wanted 

Is a VR first- person survival horror video game developer by Steel Wool Studios and published by ScottGames and Lionsgate
I played Five Nights At Freddy's VR Help Wanted. I got jumpscared by Freddy and foxy.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026