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Help Wanted 

A type of sign that most businesses place in clear view of prospective applicants, despite their inexplicable desire not to hire help for any reason.
What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!
Help Wanted by Wallbridge January 21, 2006

Help Wanted 

George and I totally went and put out some help wanted.

I will have to join you next time.

foxy from five nights at freddys help wanted

well lets get a gun and shot him cuz he A BUT!!!!
foxy from five nights at freddys help wanted suck he makes loud noises and he takes away your power shot him!!!

Five Nights At Freddy's VR Help Wanted 

Is a VR first- person survival horror video game developer by Steel Wool Studios and published by ScottGames and Lionsgate
I played Five Nights At Freddy's VR Help Wanted. I got jumpscared by Freddy and foxy.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026