Helly Hansen 

Makes me hella handsome while I lend a helping hand son, because honesty and integrity are a part of their corporate policy. When I Trek the mountains and travel the seven sea's Helly Hansen makes it a breeze. There's a lady in the lake that holds Excalibur on the other side of Merlin I mean mirror lens that has the power to cleanse. Excalibur = Exercise Calisthenics Bur cold water. Lancelot = Lance a lot or move suddenly and quickly. Morgana = Sea circle. Lance a lot for your Excalibur and Morgana or sea your circle complete for Morgaine's. I've heard a mythical tale about a Holy Grail that holds Panacea. Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti×me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer

Helly Hansen is such a banger.

Helly Hansen by alljokesasalad December 1, 2019

Helly Hansen 

A sportswear brand. Makes you hella handsome

Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome
As they lend a helping hand son
Because honesty and integrity are part of their corporate policy
As I sail the seven seas, Helly Hansen makes it a breeze

Helly Hansen by LilDrapesOfficial December 8, 2019

helly hansen 

the pimpinest brand ever
fuckin expensive but not preppy.
sponsors some kickass snowboarders like Nico Droz

did u see baller ben rockin that helly hansen hoodie today... damn that kid is hella hot

helly hansen by TOB fo eva January 25, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012