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Makes me hella handsome while I lend a helping hand son, because honesty and integrity are a part of their corporate policy. When I Trek the mountains and travel the seven sea's Helly Hansen makes it a breeze. There's a lady in the lake that holds Excalibur on the other side of Merlin I mean mirror lens that has the power to cleanse. Excalibur = Exercise Calisthenics Bur cold water. Lancelot = Lance a lot or move suddenly and quickly. Morgana = Sea circle. Lance a lot for your Excalibur and Morgana or sea your circle complete for Morgaine's. I've heard a mythical tale about a Holy Grail that holds Panacea. Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti×me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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the pimpinest brand ever
fuckin expensive but not preppy.
sponsors some kickass snowboarders like Nico Droz
did u see baller ben rockin that helly hansen hoodie today... damn that kid is hella hot
by TOB fo eva January 25, 2005
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A sportswear brand. Makes you hella handsome
Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome
As they lend a helping hand son
Because honesty and integrity are part of their corporate policy
As I sail the seven seas, Helly Hansen makes it a breeze
by LilDrapesOfficial December 08, 2019
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