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Helljoshi 

the textbook definition of the fujoshi stereotype. they are hell on earth who only think of the sexual part of homoeroticism. even if the two guys they ship with are: hetero, hate each other, or platonic.
emily: *sees spongebob and squidward being friends* OMG!!! THEY MUST HAVE DONE IT IN THE BED!!!!

A sane squidbob shipper: ew..? thats disgusting. your literally making us look bad you helljoshi.
Helljoshi by anonymous March 22, 2024
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hellshit 

What comes out of your ass after a bout of a hot sauce-covered taco eating contest chased with whole Jalapenos.
mIRC chatter1: Oh my GAWD! I took the nastiest hellshit after a hot sauce-covered taco eating contest! My ass was on FIRE!!

mIRC chatter2: Dude, I'm surprised you didn't burn a hole in your pants >_>
hellshit by Neoluigi December 7, 2006
The result of a misinterpreted explanation of speaking English in a Dutch accshent. An informal hello used in parts of Holland and South London.
"Hellosh, how are you?"
Hellosh by teamsterdam07 January 5, 2008

hellosicles 

a hello that is sweet and lickable like a popsicle. a playful and childlike hello.
Hey,man.
Hellosicles! What's up?
Aw, that's cute in a gay way.
hellosicles by LordOfFarticles November 14, 2010

hallmoshing 

When you are walking down a hallway, street, etc., and you are about to walk into someone, so you both try to maneuver around the other one, and then you end up just awkwardly shuffling back and forth and staring and each other.
Paco: I hate walking through the English wing, because it's impossible to avoid hallmoshing.

Carmelita: Earlier today, I hallmoshed with this adorable guy for like, 10 minutes straight! It was so, like, totally awful because after, I knew I had like, no chance of getting his number...
An informal hello used in parts of Holland and South London
Hellosh how are you?

helloosh 

Hey! Hi! Hello!
" Hellosh," said Mia and Kelly.
helloosh by Kelly November 7, 2003