Hella Months

At minimum 60 months. Hella in this case is a measurement of at least 5 years/ 60 months. So saying HELLA HELLA months is 10 years.

Ive been faithful for HELLA HELLA months I put that on waz. "10 years"

Hella Months by ChiefTheWise July 13, 2019

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Unwanted Monthly Subscription to the Waterfalls of Hell 

another code name for periods.

"Oh my god I am literally having the worst cramp of my life right now"
"Is it the unwanted monthly subscription to the waterfalls of hell again?"

Unwanted Monthly Subscription to the Waterfalls of Hell by Ilikeoreosandpussyyyy May 11, 2022