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Heisman Trophy 

A trophy awarded to the best player in college football.
Jay Bergwanger won the first Heisman Trophy.
Heisman Trophy by Fifi McFeef January 11, 2008

heisman trophy 

The heisman trophy is awarded to any man that gets rejected by multiple women in a night. It is called the heisman because that’s the pose a woman makes when pushing away from the awardee’s advances.
Damn, John sure did earn the heisman trophy tonight. He got shot down by 12 chics tonight.
heisman trophy by The mike smith December 29, 2020

Heisman Trophy 

A masturbation position, primarily used in the shower to keep from slipping. One hand on the wall, the other hand.. well you know.
Dude, I was jacking off in the shower, and I had to do the Heisman Trophy because the tub was so slippery.

Clown Heisman Trophy 

Also known as Clown of The Year (COTY) the Clown Heisman Trophy is awarded annually to the most outstanding person in the CPS. Winners epitomize the most clown moments, and have earned the most clown points throughout the year.
Announcer: “And the winner of the 2020 Clown Heisman Trophy is _______”

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026