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Heinz Maneuver 

The act of fucking your partner (male/female) in the doggy style position while violently smacking her ass (as one would a ketchup bottle) causing their nose to smash into the headboard, resulting with blood (ketchup) to be released from your partners nose. Repeat smacking motion until desired amount of ketchup(blood) is released.
Moe wouldn't shut up so I put him in The Heinz Maneuver.

Katarina didn't go to the store to buy ketchup so later that night i put some french fries under her pillow and performed the Heinz Maneuver to remind her who's boss and what her responsibilities are.

The best way to shut a bitch up is to put her in The Heinz Maneuver!!
Heinz Maneuver by sexmachinestanley January 25, 2011
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Heinz-Leonard maneuver 

The act of fisting someone by using both hands filling most, if not all available holes.
Did you hear Heinz fisted both of lenoards ass-holes he gave him to old Heinz-Leonard maneuver

hein lick maneuver

Eating ass
My eyeballs nearly popped out when she gave me the hein lick maneuver.

And I can't get past the gag reflex
hein lick maneuver by Tonythetiler September 21, 2021
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