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heimlich 

A lucky FAT caterpillar that likes WEED. He is a bug from Bug's Life and loves to eat and make funny facesᕦ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ᕤ
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That heimlich guy is so funny.
heimlich by NYesNYes May 8, 2018

Heimlich hug 

When someone comes up behind you and gives you a hug around the waist.
Aunt Judy came up behind me when I wasn't looking and gave me a Heimlich hug. She nearly squeezed the life out of me.
Heimlich hug by Jazzual May 15, 2015

heimlich job 

when you push repetitively with the palm of your hand on a dick so it goes in and out mulitple times
dude last night susan gave me a heimlich job to make up for lost time
heimlich job by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

heimlich maneuver 

Abdominal thrusts to prevent someone from choking or to stop them choking.
Person 1: *chokes*
Person 2: "allow me to give you the Heimlich maneuver"
heimlich maneuver by Paixx May 13, 2015

heimlich maneuver 

To have sexual intercourse by rubbing the genitals into someones buttocks while wrapping your arms around the waist line
"Ahh man tonight im gonna give that hot ass chick over there the heimlich maneuver"

Heimlich on a stick 

when you use a plunger to perform the Heimlich maneuver.
"I used a Heimlich on a stick to help that girl who was chocking on shit.
Heimlich on a stick by Suigintou October 14, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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