Paixx's definitions

eratosthenes

A really old Greek guy who invented a heap of things. Nowadays he is just one of those cement/marble head statues.

Eratosthenes wrote music, poetry, mathematical formulas and a heap of other smart things.

by Paixx May 13, 2015

Port Macquarie

A small city of 42,000 on the East coast of Australia. Known for its great beaches. The 'retirement capital' of Australia. Part of the Hastings.

"Where should I go for a holiday?"

"Port Macquarie"

by Paixx May 6, 2015

semblable

A persons equal. Neither superior or inferior. Often a friend or partner.

Girl: "I love Jimmy, he's my total semblable!"

by Paixx May 13, 2015

Brain Juices

The juices inside your brain that help you think up words for urban dictionary

"omg I don't know any words, let me use my brain juices gurl"

by Paixx May 6, 2015

Swag

It is literally just a sack on a stick that Australian bogans used to use. Everyone thinks that it means cool. It doesn't mean cool. It has been taken so damn out of context that it is infuriating! And no, it does NOT mean 'secretly we are gay'. Other CORRECT meaning of this word are the loot of a thief, poor quality weed and to sway from side to side. Incorrect use includes:

"I am so damn swag"
"You have no swag"
"I am the swagganator"
You, idiots, are literally calling yourselves a handkerchief on a stick. Correct use is
"I saw that homeless person carrying clothing in his swag"

by Paixx May 13, 2015

acidimeter

A tool to measure how strong acids are

Yo breath so bad I could measure it with an acidimeter

by Paixx May 13, 2015

aegrotat

A note or certificate saying that a student is sick and can't go to an exam

Greg: "Hey Tim, I'm sick, can you please forge me an aegrotat"

by Paixx May 13, 2015