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heiffer

A large woman. A beastly woman.
by tarkmwayne December 19, 2016
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Heiffer

A heiffer is a stupid person. Complete assholes who's life is made up of pissing people off. Specifically used by people who live on farms.
Yo how's life for manure boy
Shut the fuck up ya city boy heiffer
by RIP city slickers March 9, 2018
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crazy heifer

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
by SMONSTER October 1, 2012
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Heifer Snack

A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018
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hefferheffer

The mastermind of organizing boss runs and selling boss items in the MMORPG Maplestory. He's known to be always dependable. Many people even let him go on their account. He's really THAT trustable because of his reputation.

He uses an epicly funded Dark Knight on Windia.
mapler#1: how did you get that Zakum Helmet?

mapler#2: hefferheffer did it while I was asleep

mapler#1: maan, why did I even ask...
by Babyboysamu July 11, 2009
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Heifer-Dust

Heifer-dust was made popular in 1993 by a Southern Congresswoman to describe folks that were ‘stirring up trouble’ and trying to block a confirmation to the Clinton administration.

She chided other elected officials by saying ... ‘Don’t go stirring up heifer-dust’.

It has since come to mean being ‘saucy’ or a ‘secret ingredient or spice’ that women ... especially women of color add to flavor conversations and relationships when they want to liven things up.
I’m gonna add some heifer-dust to our romance...to make him act right!
by UrbanMs October 28, 2019
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ex-heifer

A woman who used to be fat, hefty, and is now not.

Used in Bride Wars c. 2009.
"She's kind of an ex-heifer."
by HarmonyChant December 12, 2012
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