Heidisexual

Sexually attracted to your girlfriend Heidi

Liam: What's your sexuality?
Robby: I'm Heidisexual

by Scyxth June 1, 2022

helisexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

helisexual

It is when you are a helicopter at heart. It is like a tranny but for helicopter.

I am a helisexual mom I am going to get new missiles installed tonight.

by poon_destroyer_69 July 16, 2016

Hendosexual

A term for a (usually) man who is a suspected closeted homosexual, but is in heavy denial so ends up being overtly anti-gay, to a fault sometimes.

Dude stop being such a hendosexual and just admit that you're gay already.

by WrWlf November 20, 2016

helisexual

A person sexually attracted to helicopters.

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." Said by the famous helisexual, Guuse.

by EvolvingEevee February 10, 2017

hemisexual

Someone being sexually attracted to Hemi V8's.

Jeff: "Ahh bro, that hemi sound tho!"

Shane: "Sexy as fuck!"

Jeff: "I think I'm hemisexual."

by lolflooredxd November 29, 2016

helisexual

Helisexual is a type of gender (Male, Female, Apache Helicopter)
the term means you love to attack and shoot your missiles about 2 genders such male and female
these are the only 2 genders that the Heli-sexual attacks, some refer to heli-sexual as Cis-gender.

The helisexual decided it wanted to attack his mother

by Social Justice League February 8, 2017