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Heiðingi 

Heiðingi: when a Mushroom addicted Pagan Cultist who worships Jörmungandr grabs your shoulder and gives you a Wee lil’ Hammer bash right in the gut draining a shit ton of your stamina
Larry: no more please Jormungandr I surrender!

Jorm: ha you fool,
HEIðINGI!!!!!
Heiðingi by Miggieman August 25, 2021
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Heioingi 

The phrase Jormungandr says while he forcefully shoves a brick sized hammer five inches into your fucking torso completely fracturing your fucking ribcage which depletes all your stamina and leaves you completely exposed to a viking crackhead.
Warden: Im on full stamina time to attack.
Jormungandr: HEIOINGI
Warden: Where the fuck did it all go.
Heioingi by ShlongusWongus August 28, 2020

hidinginmyroom

A person who is a narcissistic, egoistical, loner .
Daniel always has been a leech.
(hidinginmyroom)
hidinginmyroom by IHaveAutism February 16, 2019
Heidini is the only female member of THE TEAM. She is a butting oncologist and a talented artist. She can also use telekinesis. Some know her as Heidi of the Tengu Knights.
Omega-Jerry: Hey, it's Heidi of the Tengu Knights!
Heidini by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
A man who finds pleasure in masturbating with random kitchen or cleaning items.
Dude, stop pulling a heidinger at my house.
Heidinger by studmuffin679 December 14, 2010
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