heemer 

one who believes that the raunchiest girls are wick3d fine.

-dAim andrew, that kid is such a heemer.
- i know he might as well date an elaphant cuz that girl is
a-so a-grodie

heemer by Coffey July 8, 2006

heemer 

A Homosexual; Defived from the cod-Geordie phrase 'Heemer-sexual'

That Dave was looking at my arse all night, Man , I think he's a heemer, like

heemer by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

heemer 

A steaming hemorrhoid.

Jubal had a heemer the size of hammer-struck thumb.

heemer by harry flashman August 14, 2003

Heemer 

The word heemer is slang for goat

yo she is da heemer

Heemer by heemmmmmm May 25, 2022

Heemer 

Heemer means goat

yo jayvon is da heemer

Heemer by heemmmmmm May 25, 2022

Heimernigger

Heimernigger is way to name League of Legend champion. It's mostly used by racist people and in game its banable

I got killed by heimernigger

Heimernigger by Arwy December 8, 2021

Stig-Helmer 

A Stig-Helmer is a creative, clumsy, day-dreaming, kind person. They tend to become fascinated of one certain thing, like train models, therefore, a Stig-Helmer must be a very intelligent guy. A Stig-Helmer is also very creative and creates interesting imaginations of the world around, dreaming of being a hero, Stig-Helmer is unaware that he already is one. Stig-Helmer got one friend, Ole, who is a really nice company for Stig-Helmer. Although Stig-Helmer is a bit sceptic to modern things and Ole is obsessed with such, they still agree on many things. Ole is an optimistic Norwegian and Stig-Helmer a more sceptic Swede. Together they travel all around the world. Let’s not forget, Stig-Helmer is the most romantic human you can find! He is nice and understanding and treats a woman the way she wants. He doesn’t ask for much love, but he gives away a ton of it to whoever he might love. On the deepest inside, he is very heroic and won’t let go of anyone in need of help. Stig-Helmer’s common appearance is a tall guy with glasses, mustache and wild hair with the so famous Stig-Helmer-tofs sticking out from the side of the head. Stig-Helmer is always running into troubles but with his creativity he solves them easily. He is also a great fan of the football-team Hammarby (Bajen). In fact, Stig-Helmer is a very famous figure in Sweden from the movies about him, Sällskapsresan. You’ll be able to find them but they’re in swedish. Stig-Helmer is portrayed in the movies by Lasse Åberg.

-What is the name of that tall, friendly guy?
-You won’t believe me! Stig-Helmer!
-OMG xD

Stig-Helmer by DODmof January 29, 2021