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People who have this name are CRAZY. They are very loving and care about one another. You should be grateful to have a Heelan in your life because they will love you till the end of theirs. They are absolutely the most fun group of people to hang out around. Don’t mess with one heelan because they will all group together and jump you.
Don’t mess with a Heelan you don’t know what they are going to do
Heelan by Crazy words November 21, 2018
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the best name
yo heelans are 100/10
Heelan by simpai_kenma November 19, 2020
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Heelan High School

a literal shit hole that looks like a 21st-century prison camp and is in the middle of the shttiest city on the planet.
Girl 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Girl 2: "Heelan High School"
Girl 1: " Heelan is a shit hole with no hot guys"
Girl 2: " Bitch I know..."
A beautiful amazing person. She’s always there for people and has the biggest heart. She has an amazing personality and is a person you don’t want to lose. A Middle Eastern name meaning she’s just amazing. Make sure to keep helan safe!
Oh look it’s Helan let’s go to her!
Helan by xonuggetsxo October 19, 2019

Bobby Heenan 

One of the best heel wrestling managers and commentators in the history of professional wrestling
Bobby Heenan was such a great manager
A girl with beautiful smile.. and she’s a female with a kind heart.. always work for others happiness forgetting hers.. The guys who gets her would be the luckiest in the world.. And she has crazy ideas by the way she’s almost crazy
Man: Who’s Helani?
Man 2: Don’t u know. Helani is an angel, she’s the kindest girl in the world
helani by Unknown2511 May 1, 2019
a fantastic amazing girl who is beautiful and kind and has a strong personality as well as being extremely intelligent.makes everyone fall in love with her! She has beautiful features and is a kind polite girl.
Omg I love helan she’s so amazing
Helan by xonuggetsxo January 11, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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