Heckle & Jeckle

Term used to describe two mischievous buddies who get into funny/strange situations because of their behavior.

Those guys Chris and Justin are such goofs. They’re like Heckle & Jeckle over there, always cracking each other up and being silly.

Heckle & Jeckle by Scootermcr January 11, 2023

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Heckle & Jeckle

Heckle & Jeckle are a pair of identical twin crow cartoon characters created by Paul Terry. They basically go around looking for trouble and people (mostly retarded dogs) that they can punish and harass for no good reason.

Heckle & Jeckle are the coolest crows in the world but I wish they were for hire so I could send over to Wills house to beat his ass and teach him a thing or two about respect.

Heckle & Jeckle by saharadryhumor January 30, 2015

Heckle and Jeckle

Two crazy gay magpies.

Heckle and Jeckle are two gay magpies from the United States.

Heckle and Jeckle by Moop Groupie March 19, 2005

Heckel and Jeckel

Police Officers found in a "Black and White" or marked police car in crime infested neighborhoods that talk alot to street level dealers. Not to be trusted!!

Yo... heckel and jeckel said next time they see me out here they gonna run my pockets and lock my a** up.

Dude they took my stash last week and dropped me off on them docks all fu**ed up. dem boys is Grimey.

Heckel and Jeckel by 0roburos February 8, 2013

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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