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Heat Wave 

The act of a male masturbating into a portable heating fan, spraying the warmed ejaculate back upon him.

The winter time equivalent of a 'cool load.'
It was so cold out yesterday, I just stayed in and cranked out a Heat Wave.

Carl's so dumb, he's always busting out a cool load in the winter and a heat wave in the summer!
Heat Wave by Fitz Kirkpatrick February 20, 2009

Heat Wave 

The wave of heat that hits your face when you open the dishwasher.
Guy 1: ''I got hit by a major heat wave last night doing the dishes!''

Guy 2: "I got hit with one this morning."
Heat Wave by aus10rill July 13, 2012

Heat Wave Bag 

When a man does not shower for a fortnight during summer and then unsuspectingly teabags their partner while they sleep.
I heard my ex girlfriend cheated on my while away on vacation so I did not shower while she was gone and gave her the Heat Wave Bag the night she got back.
Heat Wave Bag by McGuyver604 August 11, 2013

Texan Heat Wave 

When a guy and a girl are having sex and get really sweaty, then the guy pulls out, cums on her stomach then lays on top of her like a flat pancake.
I woke up all sticky from the Texan Heat Wave I did with my girl last night.

hungarian heat wave 

the act of passing gas in a persons face until they pass out.
that hungarian heat wave sure was intense last night

Mexican Heat Wave 

When a girl eats a large quantity of very hot taco's before being tea bagged, leaving the man with a hot burny sensation on his testicles.
I see Rhonda is packing in those extra hot Tacos, I bet Jerome is going to be getting a mexican heat wave tonight!