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Heat Wave 

The act of a male masturbating into a portable heating fan, spraying the warmed ejaculate back upon him.

The winter time equivalent of a 'cool load.'
It was so cold out yesterday, I just stayed in and cranked out a Heat Wave.

Carl's so dumb, he's always busting out a cool load in the winter and a heat wave in the summer!
Heat Wave by Fitz Kirkpatrick February 20, 2009

Heat Wave 

The wave of heat that hits your face when you open the dishwasher.
Guy 1: ''I got hit by a major heat wave last night doing the dishes!''

Guy 2: "I got hit with one this morning."
Heat Wave by aus10rill July 13, 2012

Heat Wave Bag 

When a man does not shower for a fortnight during summer and then unsuspectingly teabags their partner while they sleep.
I heard my ex girlfriend cheated on my while away on vacation so I did not shower while she was gone and gave her the Heat Wave Bag the night she got back.
Heat Wave Bag by McGuyver604 August 11, 2013

Texan Heat Wave 

When a guy and a girl are having sex and get really sweaty, then the guy pulls out, cums on her stomach then lays on top of her like a flat pancake.
I woke up all sticky from the Texan Heat Wave I did with my girl last night.

hungarian heat wave 

the act of passing gas in a persons face until they pass out.
that hungarian heat wave sure was intense last night

Mexican Heat Wave 

When a girl eats a large quantity of very hot taco's before being tea bagged, leaving the man with a hot burny sensation on his testicles.
I see Rhonda is packing in those extra hot Tacos, I bet Jerome is going to be getting a mexican heat wave tonight!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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