2 definitions by McGuyver604

When a man pisses the bed due to inebriation and then proceeds to fornicate with his significant other in his pee puddle.
Trevor was so drunk that he gave his girlfriend the golden blanket this morning.
by McGuyver604 May 30, 2010
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When a man does not shower for a fortnight during summer and then unsuspectingly teabags their partner while they sleep.
I heard my ex girlfriend cheated on my while away on vacation so I did not shower while she was gone and gave her the Heat Wave Bag the night she got back.
by McGuyver604 July 8, 2013
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