A song on the popular game Dance Dance Revolution, known for being overplayed by people who are just beginning standard level (as it is moderately challenging at first but easy to master.) Spelled "Candy (picture of heart)".
The n00bs decided to play "Candyheart" for all three songs in their set.
A fowl and disgusting, heart shaped candy that became popular for their variety in quotes printed on them, but not by their taste as it's key ingrediants consist of bone meal and earwick honey.
Guy#1: Hey, what did you get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
Guy#1: I got her some candy hearts with some custom quotes on them made by me. She smiled at first, but we spent the rest of the day pumping her stomach after she ate one.
If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.