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Heart Candy 

A type of candy that is given out at Valentine's day and taste like drywall
Wow this Heart Candy taste like Tums
Heart Candy by Mr. Suicidal February 27, 2020
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candy heart 

A song on the popular game Dance Dance Revolution, known for being overplayed by people who are just beginning standard level (as it is moderately challenging at first but easy to master.) Spelled "Candy (picture of heart)".
The n00bs decided to play "Candy heart" for all three songs in their set.
candy heart by Bike Mike August 8, 2006

candy heart 

another name for that lovely place between a females legs thats always warm and ready
my candy heart is waiting for your tasting
candy heart by liberty November 19, 2004

Heart Canda 

SHES HOT AS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
Heart Canda by Heart's husband March 15, 2021

Candy Hearts 

A fowl and disgusting, heart shaped candy that became popular for their variety in quotes printed on them, but not by their taste as it's key ingrediants consist of bone meal and earwick honey.
Guy#1: Hey, what did you get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day?

Guy#1: I got her some candy hearts with some custom quotes on them made by me. She smiled at first, but we spent the rest of the day pumping her stomach after she ate one.
Candy Hearts by SquirrelFoam February 6, 2010

Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma 

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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