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Headwanker

A rather fitting title to a headbanger who acts like a dickhead. It is inevitable to be a headbanger and a dickhead at the same time, otherwise one is not a headbanger nor a dickhead.

For more information about headbangers, refer to headbanger
Headwanker: FUCK YEAH TURN UP DA FUCKING MUSIC *Screams*
Normal person 1: That's barely music.
Normal person 2: Just let him be, he's just a headwanker.
by JheeBz October 17, 2009
mugGet the Headwankermug.

headwank

An alternate way of saying 'mental masturbation'. It applies to the action of making something way more complicated than it is, or trying to attach all kinds of meaning or detail to something when it isn't really there.
"That theory is nothing more than a massive headwank."
by wunderbar666 September 6, 2025
mugGet the headwankmug.

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