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Headwanker

A rather fitting title to a headbanger who acts like a dickhead. It is inevitable to be a headbanger and a dickhead at the same time, otherwise one is not a headbanger nor a dickhead.

For more information about headbangers, refer to headbanger
Headwanker: FUCK YEAH TURN UP DA FUCKING MUSIC *Screams*
Normal person 1: That's barely music.
Normal person 2: Just let him be, he's just a headwanker.
Headwanker by JheeBz October 17, 2009
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headbanger's neck 

When you attend a concert, headbang a lot and wake up the next morning with an aching neck.
Man, that was concert was awesome! But I woke up with a serious case headbanger's neck the next morning.
headbanger's neck by GhostBoy July 22, 2008

Headbanger's Ball 

The ONLY decent thing on that stupid ass channel called MTV. On during the late 80's through the early 90's. Hosted by a cool person named Riki Rachtman, he'd feature kickass metal. He actually knows what he talking about. There is a new version of the show, but isn't good, or the same as the old one, because today's nu metal blows.
The old Headbanger's Ball was cool because that's when metal was metal. Fuck MTV.
Headbanger's Ball by Spartans! December 3, 2004

headbanger 

A rock or metal musician or one who is a fan of rock/metal music.
There where hundreds of headbangers at Ozzfest.
headbanger by Khanrad July 8, 2003

Headbangerz 

A group of Bass Heads, head banging while dancing or raging at an EDM show.
Seattle is the Headbangerz capital according to Excision during his set at Safe In Sound 2015.
Headbangerz by SeaStrmTrooper December 11, 2015

headbanger 

a person involved in the activity of headbanging.

Generaly identifyed with Rock or Metal music.
Iron maiden concert is a Headbangers ball man!! you should come..
headbanger by nemisis4u November 7, 2011

Headbanger Whiplash 

A sharp pain in the neck caused by headbanging.

A synonym for terms such as Bangover and Mosh Neck.
Metalhead 1: Man I got a serious pain in my neck from the (enter band here) show last night.

Metalhead 2: Sounds like you've got a case of Headbanger Whiplash.
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