Headwanker

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A rather fitting title to a headbanger who acts like a dickhead. It is inevitable to be a headbanger and a dickhead at the same time, otherwise one is not a headbanger nor a dickhead.

For more information about headbangers, refer to headbanger

Headwanker: FUCK YEAH TURN UP DA FUCKING MUSIC *Screams*
Normal person 1: That's barely music.
Normal person 2: Just let him be, he's just a headwanker.

Headwanker by JheeBz October 17, 2009

Words you can keep

headbanger's neck

When you attend a concert, headbang a lot and wake up the next morning with an aching neck.

Man, that was concert was awesome! But I woke up with a serious case headbanger's neck the next morning.

headbanger's neck by GhostBoy July 22, 2008

Headbanger's Ball

The ONLY decent thing on that stupid ass channel called MTV. On during the late 80's through the early 90's. Hosted by a cool person named Riki Rachtman, he'd feature kickass metal. He actually knows what he talking about. There is a new version of the show, but isn't good, or the same as the old one, because today's nu metal blows.

The old Headbanger's Ball was cool because that's when metal was metal. Fuck MTV.

Headbanger's Ball by Spartans! December 3, 2004

headbanger

A rock or metal musician or one who is a fan of rock/metal music.

There where hundreds of headbangers at Ozzfest.

headbanger by Khanrad July 8, 2003

Headbangerz

A group of Bass Heads, head banging while dancing or raging at an EDM show.

Seattle is the Headbangerz capital according to Excision during his set at Safe In Sound 2015.

Headbangerz by SeaStrmTrooper December 11, 2015

headbanger

a person involved in the activity of headbanging.

Generaly identifyed with Rock or Metal music.

Iron maiden concert is a Headbangers ball man!! you should come..

headbanger by nemisis4u November 7, 2011

Headbanger Whiplash

A sharp pain in the neck caused by headbanging.

A synonym for terms such as Bangover and Mosh Neck.

Metalhead 1: Man I got a serious pain in my neck from the (enter band here) show last night.

Metalhead 2: Sounds like you've got a case of Headbanger Whiplash.

Headbanger Whiplash by Mr. MmmBongo August 23, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026