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Headplate 

Metal's ACTUAL most underrated band.
Headplate's "Bullsized" (2000) is filled to the brim with gold riffs.
Headplate by Bidet 2005 May 10, 2022
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Worldwide Headpat Day 

July 14th is Worldwide Headpat Day.
Go and headpat someone that's close to you
Happy Worldwide Headpat Day
An action of moving a hand over another person’s head and it gives a pleasure feeling.

Often used in animes and for zai.
Zai deserves all the head pats in the world

You deserve a headpat

Pat me senpai

*Pat* *pat*
Headpat by Hairosexual July 22, 2018

headpat slut

A person who loves headpats so much to the point where you are almost required to give them headpats
this is a headpat slut, make sure to give them headpats before you go!
headpat slut by IzumiWasTaken December 1, 2019
An action of patting somebody's head. Usually meaning happiness,affection,acceptance,or appreciation of the persons head you pat.
I gave him a headpat because I appreciate him. 💜

Oh she gave he a headpat because I did something good!💙
Headpat by 0ShySociopath0 June 24, 2021
an act of affection, done by placing a hand on another person's head, and either moving it from side to side gently (petting) or moving it up and down (patting). usually done with close and semi-close friends. can make one feel calmer and happier.
"I'm gonna headpat you"

*pat pat*
Headpat by TheNameIsTanya February 8, 2021

headglaze 

when someone's bald head reflects the sunlight.
Check out that dude's headglaze.
headglaze by MaTTiMaTTi April 29, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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