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Hearteater 

The hearteater is like the grim reaper. Instead of comng for your soul, it comes for your (emotional) heart. It usually works with the grim reaper to get the emotions from dead or drying people. But often, it will come from those who expect it the least. The hearteater will swap your heart with "poison" That poison can make you feel suicidal, anxious or depressed.
The hearteater came for Emily...
She died so young.
Hearteater by theyreallfine October 18, 2019

hearteater 

A person that you used to be in love with but that person hurt you and didn’t care at all, then the person acts like he/she cares about you when they don’t
She hurt me and now she is a hearteater
hearteater by Sad15yearold March 29, 2019

Headwatered 

The act of getting ripped off when buying a kayak you suspect is good but is in fact is a made in China piece of garbage.
My kayak cracked, I got Headwatered!

Fridge Headbutter 

A person who is so unfortunately ugly; they appear to have spent a whole week, none stop, smashing their face against a fridge to create the full mangled look. For an added feature, the same monster can sometimes complete their metamorphasis by kissing a hot iron.
Tony: Hey Tez, i think we should get the fuck out of here, theres a right beast approaching!

Tez: Don't worry Tony, it's just Vanessa, She's a fridge headbutter!

Tony: All the same mate - I'd rather leave before this ugly bitch takes us hostage.

NHQ(Nerd Headquaters) 

The coolest group known to mankind. It's a group bent on world domination by using mysterious tactics. I'm not going to reveal these tactics, then they wouldn't be mysterious. Started on 9/27/08.
Girl 1:Wow! It's NHQ(Nerd Headquaters)!
Girl 2:They can take me over any day!
NHQ(Nerd Headquaters) by Buckaneer January 11, 2009

Headweather 

Mental state of affairs.
Jane is serene, her headweather is good.
Headweather by Alice Crowley April 4, 2009