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Head-Phone by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018
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Head-phone Intestines
when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines
Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!
Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines
Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines
Head-phone Intestines by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009
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phone head
phone head by chikkkas July 26, 2010
phone head
Getting head over the phone
Man 1: get the girl next door to you to give me phone head
Man 2: hah
Man 2: no, she couldn't handle it
Man 2: hah
Man 2: no, she couldn't handle it
phone head by fttptppt September 21, 2007
bus head phones
When you have headphones in but no music and your just listening to the people conversations around you .
John : did you hear what greg said ¿
Cam : no I had my bus head phones in
John : ohh
John : wait what
John : good job
Cam : no I had my bus head phones in
John : ohh
John : wait what
John : good job
bus head phones by wataaaaah December 19, 2014
headphone dent
A condition that occurs when one wears headphones for an extended period of time, forcing the hair on the center of one's head to be pressed down, creating the appearance of a dent in the center of one's head.
headphone dent by quickstep7 January 2, 2010
headphonaut
1. the melding of the words headphone and astronaut
2. Someone who listens to music (some would say in excess) on their (often high quality) headphones, often associated with persons into the more atmospheric and trip hop styles of the electronica genre. These persons are often engrossed with 1 or more elements of the music such as production, layering, nuances of sound, etc. and often lean towards introversion.
3. a trip hop group from MS (US)
2. Someone who listens to music (some would say in excess) on their (often high quality) headphones, often associated with persons into the more atmospheric and trip hop styles of the electronica genre. These persons are often engrossed with 1 or more elements of the music such as production, layering, nuances of sound, etc. and often lean towards introversion.
3. a trip hop group from MS (US)
He is a headphonaut.
headphonaut by LuAnn A. January 11, 2009
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