Hazelunt

A shade of brown that looks like hazelnut but isn't an actual nut. Pleade don't be a dumbass and go to Wal-Mart asking for hazelunts.

"Karen, hazelunts are not actual nuts. Now go vaccinate your children.

by Brogle Boiiiiii April 6, 2020

sticky kick in the hazelnuts

A phrase used to define a hot drink (typically coffee) overly sweetened and extremely nutty tasting.

Guy1: Dude, I just made the best coffee ever, I used hazelnut coffee, hazelnut creamer, caramel, and a packet of sugar!
Guy2: Man that sounds like a sticky kick in the hazelnuts to be sure!

by MrJenkins October 22, 2010

hazelnut

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.

When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!

by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

hazelnut

The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.

"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"

by cafjosh August 10, 2007

Stark Raving Hazelnut

A fictional Ice cream flavour mentioned in avengers infinity war

It was made by Ben and Jerry’s, names after tony stark

Yeah well I was trying to cut down on lactose but then Ben and Jerry’s named a flavour after me

Stark raving hazelnut

by Willeth Slatter April 10, 2019

hazelnut steamer

A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.

Oh man, Khoa just gave me a hazelnut steamer last night and it smelled like taro.

by Jose Robert September 29, 2006

hazelnut

A hazelnut is simply a Hater. Someone who hates on others and what they do.

Robz: I got some fire, hit me up.

Gabriel: Cron

Robz: Your a hazelnut

by slugster August 6, 2014