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Hazelunt 

A shade of brown that looks like hazelnut but isn't an actual nut. Pleade don't be a dumbass and go to Wal-Mart asking for hazelunts.
"Karen, hazelunts are not actual nuts. Now go vaccinate your children.
Hazelunt by Brogle Boiiiiii April 6, 2020
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sticky kick in the hazelnuts 

A phrase used to define a hot drink (typically coffee) overly sweetened and extremely nutty tasting.
Guy1: Dude, I just made the best coffee ever, I used hazelnut coffee, hazelnut creamer, caramel, and a packet of sugar!
Guy2: Man that sounds like a sticky kick in the hazelnuts to be sure!

hazelnut 

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.
When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!
hazelnut by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

hazelnut 

The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.
"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"
hazelnut by cafjosh August 10, 2007

Stark Raving Hazelnut 

A fictional Ice cream flavour mentioned in avengers infinity war

It was made by Ben and Jerry’s, names after tony stark
Yeah well I was trying to cut down on lactose but then Ben and Jerry’s named a flavour after me

Stark raving hazelnut

hazelnut steamer

A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.
Oh man, Khoa just gave me a hazelnut steamer last night and it smelled like taro.
hazelnut steamer by Jose Robert September 29, 2006

hazelnut 

A hazelnut is simply a Hater. Someone who hates on others and what they do.
Robz: I got some fire, hit me up.

Gabriel: Cron

Robz: Your a hazelnut
hazelnut by slugster August 6, 2014
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