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A shade of brown that looks like hazelnut but isn't an actual nut. Pleade don't be a dumbass and go to Wal-Mart asking for hazelunts.

"Karen, hazelunts are not actual nuts. Now go vaccinate your children.

Hazelunt by Brogle Boiiiiii April 6, 2020

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sticky kick in the hazelnuts

A phrase used to define a hot drink (typically coffee) overly sweetened and extremely nutty tasting.

Guy1: Dude, I just made the best coffee ever, I used hazelnut coffee, hazelnut creamer, caramel, and a packet of sugar!
Guy2: Man that sounds like a sticky kick in the hazelnuts to be sure!

sticky kick in the hazelnuts by MrJenkins October 22, 2010

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hazelnut

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.

When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!

hazelnut by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

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hazelnut

The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.

"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"

hazelnut by cafjosh August 10, 2007

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Stark Raving Hazelnut

A fictional Ice cream flavour mentioned in avengers infinity war

It was made by Ben and Jerry’s, names after tony stark

Yeah well I was trying to cut down on lactose but then Ben and Jerry’s named a flavour after me

Stark raving hazelnut

Stark Raving Hazelnut by Willeth Slatter April 10, 2019

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hazelnut steamer

A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.

Oh man, Khoa just gave me a hazelnut steamer last night and it smelled like taro.

hazelnut steamer by Jose Robert September 29, 2006

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hazelnut

A hazelnut is simply a Hater. Someone who hates on others and what they do.

Robz: I got some fire, hit me up.

Gabriel: Cron

Robz: Your a hazelnut

hazelnut by slugster August 6, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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