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Hays Highschool 

A Highschool filled with a bunch of Basic White Bitches, Druggies, HypeBeasts and Rednecks that like to fuck Eigth Graders. The admin are all old and pissy, and the food smells like rotten meat
“ Did i just see those rednecks pick up an eigth grader??”

“Yeah man, that hick definatly goes Hays Highschool.”
Hays Highschool by JakeThe.Beast February 28, 2019

Hays highschool 

n.

1: a place of constant discontent and void of all joy.

2: a high school that country bumpkin cousin-fuckers used to rein supreme, until a tsunami of eses came and ate them all with carne asada.
3: yee yee.
Country kid with lifted Chevy and John Deer stickers all over his truck and clothes: "Boy howdy I sure do love Hays Highsc-"

Ese: *munch crunch*

Ese: "Man fuck Hays highschool"

Hays Highschool 

The school where Hailey and Izzy are the best👑
“Have y’all seen Hailey and Izzy today at Hays Highschool”
“They were looking fine as shit”
Hays Highschool by bbobbobbo April 28, 2019

Hays Highschool Chronicler 

A cool guy that knows a lot of things
Jeff:Hey hhs chronicler, you know that one guy named jerry?
Hays Highschool Chronicler:Yeah he lives at 521 West Maple Blvrd.
Jeff:woah that’s kinda creepy but thanks

Hays High School 

A school filled with yee yee mother fuckers that are gonna have a life and get there own sisters pregnant while they have there can of dip in there back pocket and go to there secret juul room to hit the juul
You go to Hays High school Ewww get away from me
Hays High School by Frenchmanfry October 22, 2019
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