Verb: (1) To perform any sexual movements towards any person, place, or thing. (2) Taking your arm and making such motion to represent the male reproductive organ, the penis, slamming down on any object or person. (3) Performing sexual intercourse or any sexual activities with any living or non-living objects.

Did you just hadur her?
I just hadured her.
Did you hadur her asshole?
I'd hadur her.

hadur by Hadur Lord March 11, 2014

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handurgers

Handergers noun
A swear one uses when a friend is being a butt faced nazi pirate

My friends are being handurgers

handurgers by Belly button lint boy September 27, 2013

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Hayurr

A different way of saying "hair."

Daaaayyyuummm girl I like yo hayurr

Hayurr by llaurennnx March 15, 2010

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Haydu Hangover

The feels you experience after devouring one of Corey Ann Haydu's novels. Symptoms include slight depression, self-discovery, speechlessness, freedom, etc.

Oh man, I'm suffering from a Haydu Hangover after reading Life by Committee... big-time.

Haydu Hangover by briana_reads June 30, 2014

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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