Hawlin' Ass

When you show support for a mob and then you start running away from it.

Look at Josh Hawley, he was hawlin' ass at the capital during January 6th.

by HiThere383329 July 24, 2022

haulin ass

v. to go really fast; to take off in a quick hurry: as fast as your ass can go

You had better be haulin ass to get over there in time.

by Ryan1354665498 March 14, 2007

Haulin' ass to nowhere

1. - Driving recklessly at a high rate of speed and passing other vehicles only to arrive at the same stop light or the same position in traffic as everyone else.

2. - Pointlessly passing another car at a high rate of speed in heavy traffic only to end up behind the same car 30 seconds later showing other drivers that you either have no depth perception or a small dick.

1. - John was late for work on Friday. Despite his best effort to maneuver through heavy traffic, he ended up haulin' ass to nowhere and was late anyway.

2. - "Hey, isn't that guy behind you the same guy who cut you off about two minutes ago?" "Yeah, it sure is." "Obviously he was haulin' ass to nowhere."

by Barman2000 November 4, 2011

hawling ass

When Rep. Josh Hawley ran, like a coward, from the insurrectionist at the US Capitol after helping incite said insurrection.

"Dude! Brad would not stop hitting on this chick at the bar all night. Finally she called over her BF and BRad was Hawling ass out"

by Homerj742 July 22, 2022

Hawling ass

Aka Josh Hawley on J6

The epitome of “fuck around, find out”

Running from the consequences of your actions.

He was Hawling Ass from the mob

by LlamadeTrama July 21, 2022

Hawling ass

The act of running like a complete pussy, just like Josh Hawley did when he saw the mob that he supposedly supported

Josh Hawley was seen Hawling ass on camera

by PrettyhugeD July 22, 2022

Hawling Ass

The action or movement of running away from circumstances of your own creation.

The junior Senator of Missouri was hawling ass through the corridors of the U.S. Capitol on January 6th to escape the same mob he had incited mere hours before.

by ThatoneguyfromMI91 July 22, 2022