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Harlin is amazing, but he does not know it. Extremely intelligent. Special. Very sexy. He treats his girlfriend like a princess and he is crazy funny. Harlin stands up for what he believes in and he does what he thinks is right. He saves people. If you have a Harlin, never let him go.
Person 1: Who is that amazing guy over there??? He just saved that little girl from being ran over.

Person 2: He must be a Harlin.
Harlin by zsophia April 15, 2013
A guy with a monstrous penis, extremely funny, and drop dead gourgeous. Harlin is slang for "GOD". Although many use the word as slang for "sexy".A Harlin is the man of your dreams. If you have one, don't EVER let him go. They're very rare.
Oh my Harlin!
That guy is so Harlin!
I'm Harlin and I know it!
Harlin by Lady Boner July 30, 2012
1. A homosexual meat gazer that some believe should have been a blow job. A harlin can also be persuaded into believing that candy (skittles) are ecstasy and will perform gay acts during his so called high.

2. A harlin can also be a little bitch that gets beat up and has no balls to stick up for himself.

3. A hard core WoW player. AKA FAG
Did you see that guy looking at my junk?
Yeah what a flamin' harlin.

Hey man, i just gave this guy skittles and told him it was E, now he is hitting on a dude....what a harlin.
harlin by I-ZHEET M'DRURZ June 28, 2008
A guy that like to admire Peter Griffin cause they have something in common fatness and likes to suck big dick
Man harlins gay
Harlin by Harlin carr October 25, 2018

Harlin Welch 

Gay weird and totally a freak with extreme acts of sexuality toward male dogs
Oh that rapist is so harlin welch
Harlin Welch by Riley welch February 22, 2017

Mckenna Harlin 

A beautiful, yet conceited, deceitful woman, that is disproportionate in size. Has very small "humps", but somehow still a high sex appeal. Secretes a horomone that attracts and somehow wins the heart of most of the men around her. Some will care for her, some will for her body, and some will just be whiny little bitches who need to stop frontin' and smile *cough cough, Vedran, cough, cough*. Very bad with boys though, has trouble trusting. Still she is accepted and loved, and those who care for her hope for the day she can trust them, and maybe be better. . .

Favorite Saying: Hop Off My Dick Bro!!!!, Dousher,

Eye Color: Generally Brown
Hair Color: Is snakes a color?
Mckenna Harlin, Snooky, Taylor Solorzano,
Mckenna Harlin by GoatMostachio October 23, 2011
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