Have Yourself 

To masturbate. Masturbation

Since your girlfriend is out of town, go have yourself then go to bed.

Have Yourself by Arnaldo July 6, 2006

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.

.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9. by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day 

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

go have fun with yourself 

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

go have fun with yourself by pocketer June 17, 2023

.9.The Fun Through Someone Like Yourself As Moist Towards Yourself Will Have An Early Weekend To Start So,., End The In Good Come All Will It Know You Down Deep,.,On Going Is What About Worry To Refuse Mustiness.9.

.9.The Fun Through Someone Like Yourself As Moist Towards Yourself Will Have An Early Weekend To Start So,., End The In Good Come All Will It Know You Down Deep,.,On Going Is What About Worry To Refuse Mustiness.9.

.9.The Fun Through Someone Like Yourself As Moist Towards Yourself Will Have An Early Weekend To Start So,., End The In Good Come All Will It Know You Down Deep,.,On Going Is What About Worry To Refuse Mustiness.9.

.9.The Fun Through Someone Like Yourself As Moist Towards Yourself Will Have An Early Weekend To Start So,., End The In Good Come All Will It Know You Down Deep,.,On Going Is What About Worry To Refuse Mustiness.9. by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

Shit yourself, have I?

Fairly ambiguous and is often open to debate on it's correct application.
Historically it has been used to politely ask someone at, say, a formal dinner, if they have farted or indeed, have actually shat their smalls. The use of "have I" helping to ease the embarrasement of the situation.

"excuse me, would you pass the gravy"

"certainly, my pleasure"

(sudden smell of shit is apparant)

"pardon me, but shit yourself, have I?"

Shit yourself, have I? by ANNA! April 5, 2020

Have a word with yourself

When one is sent into the corner of a room, to speak quietly and coherently to oneself, with focus on remedial action on previous actions that initiated the demand from friend to go and "Have a word with yourself" (V)do the obvious

Shall we spit roast your bird tonight?
"Think you need to go and have a word with yourself"

Have a word with yourself by Wilson September 29, 2004