have me 

When you want a bitch to take ya dick down her throat but you gotta ask like a gentleman with minimal effort.

Yo sharaya, will you have me down that neck?

have me by PapaCopperpot August 12, 2017

you can have me 

to give someone your virginity.

"baby, you can have me"

you can have me by Randy_417 August 1, 2007

You must have me mistaken for some other Bitch

A useful phrase when you are ending a relationship with a particularly Triflin Mother Fucker.

TMF: I'm busy working all week. And next week too.
Woman: That shit ain't gonna fly. I'm sorry but you must have me mistaken for some other bitch who will put up with that nonsense. See ya!

You must have me mistaken for some other Bitch by Notorious LIZ September 11, 2009

You have me. 

"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.

There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.

Girl: "I LOVE YOU"

Guy: "You have me."

You have me. by anonymous January 22, 2023

Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!

Da half-aggravated "yawning is contagious" protest dat you snortingly direct at a nearby fellow human who is sleepily displaying his tonsils.

Most people know dat you are merely joking when you tell them, "Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it!", but saying "Nice tonsils" instead is a bit more fun and pleasant.

Hey, cut it out --- you'll have ME doin' it! by QuacksO January 21, 2026

If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me 

An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."

This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.

If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010

that makes me have sex 

A popular comment on memes. It can be used on almost anything but generally means whatever the comment is on makes that person have sex.

That makes me HAVE SEX

that makes me have sex by Darc Matta July 9, 2017