Hattered

When somebody comes up behinde you and pulles your hat over your haed and then kicks you in the nuts.

John hattered jim and Jim cried.

by Omaralcoortia June 13, 2011

The Hatter

While receiving a blow job and the moment of climax you grab your partners finger and shove it in your ass!

Dick received the Hatter last night and loved it!

by The Hatter January 20, 2016

hatter

noun: west coast beach slang. someone who poses as a surfer, but would never risk a rag-doll.

mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?

Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter

by sandspit September 11, 2007

hatter

1. A person who wears a hat
2. Misspelling of "hater".

Bob: I have a hat so i'm a hatter
Joe: kk

Joey: fnaf is a bunch of mediocre jumpscares
FNAF Fan: UMG UR SUCHA HATTERR.

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong February 14, 2015

Hatter

A person whom everyone trusts with their secrets and can be anyone's friend and will help anyone out but will always be silently suffering will not talk about it.

carebear: wheres' hatter? i need his help?

mike: oh well you can tell me ill help

Cb: no the hatter is the one i trust

by CareBear1310 October 28, 2010

Hatters

Someone who speaks negative of you or dislike the things you have or do.

That group of people are talking bad about us. Don't worry about them they are HATTERS.

by M.O.H Money Over Hatters April 25, 2017

Hatter

A really old guy who drives a sedan about 15-20 MPH below the speed limit, and does so while wearing a fedora hat.

Every time I try to get somewhere in a hurry, I get stuck behind some hatter who can barely see over the steering wheel!

by Hot_East February 07, 2009