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Hatesturbating  

When a person is fapping while angry
ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating
Hatesturbating by Phaex2 February 19, 2009

Halfsturbating 

Casually working ones own genitalia to work up or maintain arousal. Usually done while perusing the internet for porn, or a cybersex partner.
I was halfsturbating for nearly an hour before I found a good video of a chick stuffing 3 cucumbers in her vag. I came pretty quick.
Halfsturbating by pnx April 5, 2009

Hamsturbating 

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.
No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.
Hamsturbating by KrisJoy August 18, 2010

hacksturbating 

When one member of the hacky sack circle moves outside the circle and begins showboating with the hacky sack by him or herself.
Great, there goes Joel hacksturbating again.
Allright guys, let's go find a new hacky sack.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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