Hatesturbating 

The act of thinking angry thoughts in order to get oneself in a rage.

Dude, calm down and stop hatesturbating.

Hatesturbating by Phaex February 17, 2009

Hatesturbating  

When a person is fapping while angry

ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating

Hatesturbating by Phaex2 February 19, 2009

Halfsturbating 

Casually working ones own genitalia to work up or maintain arousal. Usually done while perusing the internet for porn, or a cybersex partner.

I was halfsturbating for nearly an hour before I found a good video of a chick stuffing 3 cucumbers in her vag. I came pretty quick.

Halfsturbating by pnx April 5, 2009

Hamsturbating 

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.

No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.

Hamsturbating by KrisJoy August 18, 2010

hacksturbating 

When one member of the hacky sack circle moves outside the circle and begins showboating with the hacky sack by him or herself.

Great, there goes Joel hacksturbating again.
Allright guys, let's go find a new hacky sack.

hacksturbating by chief_lights June 3, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019