Hatesturbating
Hatesturbating by Phaex February 17, 2009
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Halfsturbating
Casually working ones own genitalia to work up or maintain arousal. Usually done while perusing the internet for porn, or a cybersex partner.
I was halfsturbating for nearly an hour before I found a good video of a chick stuffing 3 cucumbers in her vag. I came pretty quick.
Halfsturbating by pnx April 5, 2009
Hamsturbating
Hamsturbating by KrisJoy August 18, 2010
hacksturbating
When one member of the hacky sack circle moves outside the circle and begins showboating with the hacky sack by him or herself.
hacksturbating by chief_lights June 3, 2011
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.