hasn
If your name is Hasn your definitely got a lil bit of tittys on you and you look like a turtle. End of discussion.
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hasn't seen the football since the kickoff
Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.
The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.
hasn't seen the football since the kickoff by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020
Hasn't Any Maidens
Hasn't Any Maidens by Czex June 5, 2022
Hasn't Any Bitches
Hasn't Any Bitches by Czex June 5, 2022
Hasn't a hope
Hasn't a hope by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024
Hasn't a hope
Hasn't a hope by Arminkshipper March 20, 2025
my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it.
My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree
my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree
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alex turners love letter to alexa chung
my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. by jay turner lolz January 21, 2021
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