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Halculator

A term used to describe the giant complicated graphing calculators of yesteryear. They are often discontinued and are loaned out for you to use for the day by your public school math teachers.

This is a meme in reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey, comparing the calculator to that of HAL 9000, the giant supercomputer around which the series revolves. Hence, you have HAL + calculator equaling HALculator.
Mrs. D loaned Marc an enormous TI-82 out of her class set of +10 year-old calculators for use on the Algebra 2 final. "Mrs. D, what is this, A Space Odyssey?" said Marc. "How am I supposed to work this Halculator?"
Halculator by Marc P. June 11, 2006
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Hakulator 

The Hakulator is the person you speak with when you have a numbers question about Rage Of Bahamut. The Hakulator is the Rage Of Bahamut calculator and can give you exact numbers involved in the game.

for any all rage related questions, ask the Hakulator
example questions to ask the Hakulator;
how much of an attack can my defense withstand?
Whats the percent boost does my massive boost to Holy War points give?
What is the highest my attack can get with Vice leader boost?
Hakulator by human calculator January 23, 2014

Herbulator 

being a weirdo of some sort
savannah stop being a herbulator!
Herbulator by that guy T June 22, 2022

hambulatory 

Similar to ambulatory but dissimilar in the fact that the person in question cannot even move due to obesity (i.e. too much ham)
Man, that fat girl in the roundabout is totally hambulatory!
hambulatory by vercingetorix November 27, 2013

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026